Many thanks to Vasek for writting down these funny notes. In the following, A means audience (multiple pieces with indices), S means speaker:
"There are things in mathematics you should rather treat formally, since looking for an intuition may drive you crazy." (Jiří Matoušek)
A: I think I'm a bit lost now.
S: I thought of this.
S: It's always better to have it smooth.
A: What is "X star"?
S: I don't have X.
S: ...and the \alpha is the radius to two of the ball.
A: PARSE ERROR
S: To je přesně majnus ef.
S: ...a teď mi už stačí dokázat jen jednu podivnou vc.
S: The theorem just says that what we find is also what we want to find.
S: Don't laugh, you allowed me to call \Phi "Ps".
A: But what, ..., uh, ...
S: Sorry, I don't understand your question.
S: And because I'm running out of time, I'm going to erase it.
(Said about an unproved theorem.)
S: It does not matter.
A: It does.
S: I know.
S: I do not want to do a technical proof here because it's not fun.
S: The constant will go from all the conputations I will NOT make.
S: The \gamma is very very big. So big that you cannot imagine.
A: The T is a fixed number?
S: Yes.
A: And you will fix it later on?
S: We will now prove that U_k(I) is ...
A: What is U_k(I)?
S: I'll say that later in the technical part.
S: Do you believe me that it holds for k=0?
A: No.
S: Ok, assume that it holds for k=0.
S: And now the less technical part ends.
A1: Oh, my God.
A2: Omega, omega.
S: And to scary you ever more, I'll introduce some constants.
S: \Gamma_{\log n}
A: (trying to disassemble the blackboard)
S: No! Stop!
Chair: We ask the audience not to interrupt the speaker.
A: Can I ask?
S: Yes.
A: OK, now I see.